Monday 28 September 2009

Parody singularity (2)

From The Telegraph:

Baroness Scotland immigration row: Sexism at heart, says Jack Straw

Strange really - when contrasted with Chris Grayling, who described her exoneration as a whitewash (itself a loaded term), she really has a winning hand at Victimhood Poker - she's fat, ugly and non-white as well. So I suppose Jack Straw is saving a few cards for the next round.

6 comments:

Dick Puddlecote said...

If I've understood this victimhood poker type of thing properly, would this article get the righteous in a bit of a tizz?

14 year old girl dies from a vaccine, administered by those nice doctors, and supplied by the lovely Smithkline. But then again, it is that cervical cancer vaccine, the one that allows girls to have sex without guilt.

Mark Wadsworth said...

DP, that case is very borderline (no blacks or Muslims involved) so The Righteous will probably wait for the Daily Hatemailexpresstorygraph crowd to start screaming about "the hidden cost of promiscuity" and then they'll pile in.

Sue, she'd have to be lesbian and Muslim to be sure of a winning hand. And maybe have been brought up by a single mum on a council estate and only have one leg.

Paul said...

She looks like a black version of Majorie Dawes from Fat Fighters.

Mark Wadsworth said...

Paul, well said. Now go sit on the Naughty Step with the other BNP people.

James Higham said...

... which leads to the cartoon above. Good thing it wasn't an Imam.

banned said...

Can't someone give " Baroness " Scotland a good kicking, she could then plead 'disabled' as well.