It's time to start a new Fun Online Poll. I was thinking of doing the next one on who our favourite flat chested celebrity is.
Those that spring to mind are Keira Knightley, Natalie Portman (who are probably the same person) and Paris Hilton, i.e. those who are hot precisely because of, rather than despite, their all round flat-chestedness. Kate McCann would qualify but her claim to fame is murky, to say the least, and 'Kate Moss ten years ago' or 'Grace Jones twenty years ago' don't count.
I'll wait for a few nominations to roll in and then set it up.
Claptrap
8 hours ago
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Fearne Cotton, don't much like her but good entertainment value on celebrity juice having the piss ripped outta her.
Bruce Willis or does he have manboobs now?
Kate Hudson
http://thebosh.com/archives/2008/04/kate_hudson_thinking_of_having_a_boob_job.php
I'm a fan of the 'anything more than a handful is a waste' mentality.
I'm not sure if she qualifies as such but I've always had a thing for Kate Lawlor.
Oh, and let's not forget her pal Shell Jubin.
I'm with RR on this, so:
Keira. If she don't top the poll then you're a bunch of preverts.
Otherwise the tart I shagged all night in Blackpool many years ago - no tits at all; flat as a boy - but nipples like wire coathangers. Grrrrrr.
Paula Radcliffe
Katherine Hepburn.
Oh, and RR - it's not anything bigger than a handful that's a waste - it's anything bigger than a mouthful.
Only milk-cows need big tits.
SW, AC1, RR, SL, good calls. They'll go into the finals.
Sir HM, do you have her name and an up-to-date photo?
Sue, he's a bloke.
JH, what people used to look like years ago doesn't count, especially if they aren't even alive any more.
Somebody suggested Sienna Miller via gmail, so she's through as well.
No poll necessary, surely it has to be the lovely Keira Knightley,
Zhang Zhi & Mena Suvari are worth a mention.
In the interests of equality there should also be another poll for hot celebrities whose chests look like a zeppelin race.
No - don't have a photie. But why would I? We only knew each other for one night.
She was damned good though, best I've ever had - I became rather envious of her husband.
TBF, we run a democracy here, it has to be put to popular vote.
R, ZZ has an unfair advantage as she is Chinese who are traditionally flat chested and flat bottomed. Does that give her a head start, or the others a head start? But they'll go in as well.
And don't you mean "A DEAD HEAT in a Zeppelin race"?
HM, 'nuff details.
++ Nominations now closed ++
R, I didn't discriminate. You nominated her and she went in the poll fair and square. I'm just saying that Chinese women have a bit of an advantage here, a bit like women of African descent having an advantage in 'nice big bum' competitions.
Victor Mature?
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